i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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