I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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