i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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