i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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