what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Acid is not a monday night drug
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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