So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
