Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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