i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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