is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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