Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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