So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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