You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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