I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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