Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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