Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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