Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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