butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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