I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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