? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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