I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
