I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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