if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
