margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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