The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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