I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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