omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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