Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
