and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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