so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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