office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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