it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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