and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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