I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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