Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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