On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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