and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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