you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
