Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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