I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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