YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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