I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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