Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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