I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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