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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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