Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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