White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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