she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I am one with the molecules
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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