I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I miss vodka workout Fridays
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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