i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
So squirting runs in the family.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
