I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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