Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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