I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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