I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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